May 6th Evening Standard - Cockfosters 91 all out lost to
Brentwood 93 for 2 by 8 wickets - by Mark SayersWith a
good league win under our belts and a "slightly" depleted team
fosters set off for the sunny climes of Essex. The chuckle bus was
full to bursting of bags and players and there were thoughts after
the game that Adam' bag should have batted at 3 but I digress (sorry
Ad).
We arrived to find a full on warm up a la Eastcote, so in true
Fosters fashion we went to look at the strip and laugh at the
outfield (It was obviously the county ground a loooong time ago and
then has been used for some point to points ever since). A brief
warm up and to war.
Skipper won the toss and elected for first use (heads eh, you've
got to love it). The innings didn't get off to a great start losing
Steady early on to a ball that he said he was going to leave and
then decided to play at knocking off stump back (all those decisions
in 0.5 seconds, no wonder I'm 11). Enter
Adam ---------------------------Exit Adam looked harsh but c'est la
vie mon brave (tough s***) Fish at this point was infuriating the
bowler and most of the fielders by refusing to snick the ball or
play straight, this led to some chirping and general banter (a
lesson for all here don't chirp unless you've already got some runs
under your belt, it might come back and bite you in the ass).
2 for 2 at this point, and looking for our youth to spur us on to
a certain victory, Jimmy Stead came to the party, ate some cake and
left by the kitchen door but not before Fish succumbed to a straight
one and a send off "Hard luck old chap" or something I believe.
Doris strolled out lidless, played some great drives and was then
peppered with some good bouncers "welcome to Essex". Tony had joined
him at this point and a small partnership ensued until Tony refused
to get in line after ducking one (fell over) a few balls earlier.
This brought "Scotty too Hotty" to the attention of their by now
ebullient bowlers, this got the best out of Scott who looked and
played on top form for a man with 4 hours sleep. Doris exited stage
left top scoring and the third Stead went out and came back (3 mins
to Adam's 2 mins). Bring on Wells smash, bang, wallop and 7 (yes
seven) defensive shots, that's 3 months quota used up in one game.
Wells bowled (the mystery straight ball that undid so many). Benny
(Hill not Wood) took over for Wells and then I replaced Scott we
managed 1 to finish off our innings in the fashion of the day. Their
opening bowlers were a very good partnership but a very below par
performance generally with the bat 91 all out after 20 odd overs.
A straight turn round and Matty Stead has the ball, the first ball
hits the pad and a small shout ensues until the umpire calls dead
ball (he didn't say PLAY). Start again and Matt cleans up the Essex
premier league's top run scorer 2006 first ball - game on, wicket
maiden. Skipper throws me the ball and the chirper from early on in
the piece plays on - wicket maiden 0 -2. Skip explained the
situation to said chirper and the world was put to rights.
The
next part of this epic story took a turn for the worse at this point
from our perspective. Their young no 3 and vocal no 4 played very
well although the youngster edged Matt 3 times in one over but after
that went on to finish the game in emphatic style, beaten by the
better side but playing cricket until the end we can only wonder
what was going through their heads at 0 -2 !!